Nice Guys

I once had a long conversation with with this girl named Anna about being nice to girls. My conclusion was simple - to get a girl, you have to be an asshole. To keep her you had to be nice enough. If you didn't care, you did whatever you wanted - which really made you an asshole. But if you wanted her to obsess about you, all that was required was one good night. You may feel I put too much emphasis on this whole idea of satisfaction and orgasms and one good night. You may not think I am right. All I can say is this, if you don't believe me, try it for yourself, or just ask some girl - believe me, I am preaching the gospel truth.

You see, the sad part of being of female is that there are loads of guys out there that want to get to know "you" better. Not just you on the outside, but more importantly what's on the inside - or at least inside the clothes that they wear.  The worst thing that a woman can ever do is try to be nice about telling a guy no. The worst thing a guy can do is take that, and pretend to be happy just being "friends". I have enough friends. Call me foul - I don't care - that is the reality of the world.  To make matters worse, everybody is lying about it. Hypocritical bullshit - please excuse me, the subject is very dear to me. How many times have you heard a girl say that she wants "a nice guy". Fellas beware of those three words - they are often followed by the ever destructive "just a friend" and "platonic relationship" speeches girls give to get rid of guys that would be perfectly nice. You see, girls want an asshole. They don't admit it. They won't say it. But it's the truth!