Desert Storm

This little phrase is reflective of the Desert Storm Illness that has plagued those troops that served in the war. Similarly, albeit not as serious, kissing some random girl that you just met has glory. It is a noble deed. It takes skill, integrity, wits (and lack of zits). But it also comes with risks - sudden mysterious illnesses have emerged from such encounters - coughs, sore throats, cold sores and that sort of minor inconvenience.  Be aware and be careful out there.

Biology
 

CD's with crazy bass…If you hang around long enough, you will probably hear a description of someone that includes 'CD's with crazy bass'. This is not referring to someone's musical selection. We used to speak in code (it is really home made slang) during high school and many of the code words have remained others died out. The slick rating scale for describing someone's breasts will never go out of style. It's actually very simple, bra sizes are measured using a letter scale from small to large (A, B, C, D, etc…). It doesn't take a genius or a subscriber to the Victoria Secret catalog to figure out what's what when it comes to women. So we use this system with a bit of flare: "She had some A's but she was mad cool and very cute" or "she was rocking on the prehistoric BC level". So if you found a fine looking young lady with real large breasts (no implants), you would tell the fellas, "Yo, she had CD's with crazy bass!" That generally meant that her breasts wiggled or jiggled when she walked - which can be a good thing. In general bigger is better, as long as it isn't too much. The same thing is true for the backsides of females. Contrary to their insecure feelings about this, guys like big butts (remember Sir Mix-A-Lot?).