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Far too often
this is overlooked. Have patience good friends. Allow time to work for
you. And most of all, remember that you can get anything you want in this
world if you ask for it the right way. People are just inclined to say
yes. It's human nature. Exploit it.
Drinks at the bar on my American
Express?
As a general rule I don't
buy drinks for girls. Some guys do. Whatever you choose to do, all I can
say is make sure she drinks your booze and make sure you reap the
benefits of her inebriated state. Be sure to do this before it is too late
- a guy might just slip up from behind and scoop a girl from you. As Biggie
said, "…as soon as he buys that wine I'll just creep up from behind and
ask you what your interests are…things to make you smile, what numbers
to dial". Even worse, you could get a cock blocker! I'll touch upon those
characters later, as there is a way to deal with them.
Only go for fly girls.
We all get desperate sometimes.
We all get lonely. We all get horny at two or three in the morning when
there isn't much available but the girl at the bar that you very well know
is not up to par. Friend, let me tell you, you'd rather get dissed by a
fly girl than an ugly girl. You would rather dis a fly girl than an ugly
girl. You would rather go out with a fly girl than an ugly girl. My point
- don't mess around with ugly girls. You'll find yourself a lot happier
and eventually you will get a fly girl - after all, it's the law of averages.
There are more than seven billion people on
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