After
years of faithful service, James decided to part with his '95 Mitsubishi
Eclipse. The professor is heart-broken...
Despite the fact that the Eclipse sports huge 16x8 alloy wheels with 225/50 tires to grip the road, a K&N intake, turbo exhaust that emits sounds reminiscent of a B-17 bomber, a snowboard rack, funky fresh foglights, and sounds that pound from the trunk of oversized woofers, James decided to pursue his off-roading interests...
We are all well aware of the perils of "catching air," however we wish him luck in his new pursuit. No more flirting with triple digits or causing minor earthquakes in the wake of the bass. Perhaps residential neighborhoods in Long Island are safe again.
As for the professor, well, the days of living vicariously through the Eclipse are numbered. Those lucky enough to ride, pass by, or even admire from a far will all agree, the Eclipse will definitely be missed...